In a minute I will post a thing I saw in Face Book that is the complete total truth to THIS woman right here, that it made me laugh when I sawe it and it assures me I am not the only female who ever thught this or said it. I have never escaped...not even when I sneaked out to get gas for the car with someone else in the family pumping it...here they come! I'll show you:

It's amazing! Yeah, I know before you tell me. Some women don't care, or don't do their hair and face. Some women do, and I do. That suffices to explain why this made me laugh. Loved it. There are women like me, and women who aren't. It's OK both ways. But that looking like Jack Nicholson in the Shining has me sitting here in my desk chair laughing again! I remember once, when I went to a place to get gas, I had just washed and set my hair. I covered it with a scarf I'd tied around it, took a kid, and had him pump. When he went in to pay, the attendent at the cash register told my son she was coming out to look at me after asking why I was sitting in the car and had sent him in. She's never seen me less than totally done, she told him, and always smelling of Chanel. ( I was always working it seemed with huge amounts of OT tacked on, so that was part of it, and the rest is...I'd just rather).
She came out...pointed and laughed and went back in. I told Bruce it was not necessary henceforward to always tell the truth like that!!
I had to tell an admirer here at the house last year- who persisted in dropping by unannounced, and was always left standing out on the porch, that "I don't handle drop-ins well". The admirer said they had noticed that. I mentioned a small, even 5-10 minute heads -up would result in an open door. Eventually I got it thoroughly across that indeed, I don't handle drop-ins well unless it's old old friends or family of course. They don't care if they caught me shampooing my hair, doing heavy housework or just stopped exercising and dripping with sweat. Or just outta the shower, not expecting anyone..blah blah blah.
One of the many coup-dee-gracies was a knocking on the kitchen door last Fall when I was wearing old old house stuff, making two home made coconut cream pies in my small galley kitchen. I opened the kitchen door not knowing who was there, thinking it was the mailman. And I could not stop to be hospitable as I was stirring the filling on the stove and adding cornstarch here and there as needed, reading instructions and there trying to get it right, etc, They stood there implanted, just past the threshhold talking- while I laboured on. I truly had no choice but continue. And having to listen and respond to the passing the time of day...and yet and get my one crust out of the oven and the other crimped and IN the oven, and stirring the heck out of the filling, and reading the recipe left me no time for my unexpected guest who hadn't the thought to say "see ya later when you have more time."
AND I hadn't my face on, and my hair was scraped back into a pony. Hence my laughing after seeing that on Face Book earlier. Love it.
Pee Ess: I never made my ways a secret from dear close friends. They know which one of them can come and go with no thought for me. Just bust right on in.
I, and my closest friends are all either current or former shift rotation persons all in the same demanding occupation, and we know one another and how it is...including rarely knowing the day of the week according to the calender. If it was Monday and we were off for the next few days, it was Friday to us, and so on. When we gathered it was and still is shop talk. We love it.